cannon dirk strider
Reason #975 of why I love Ray
steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)
So we all know Lonk from Pennsylvania
Petch from Texas
And Danky Kang from New York
But guess who I got on Street Pass?
Lugi from New York!
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins
album artist swap
I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
my kid lookin fresh on the first day of school like
SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
im sorry for this but i had to draw something…
KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
KARKAT: …IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?
Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.
I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THREE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF THIS POST
Large Strongfriend will always be there for you. He is large, he is strong and he is your friend. Just say his name three times and he will be by your side instantly. Hold on tight